Asterix Quest!

[Arxanas]

*Builds a spambot to make infinity posts to gain infinity exp.*

*wins forever.*

[PoisonSky]

*Noticed Arxanas in *super cheater hell mode under the title of "used spambot to attempt to gain infinite exp."*

*Busts Arxanas out of *super cheater hell mode.*

*Goes wow when I find out that the chances of busting someone out of *super cheater hell mode is about 1 in 78275628476274621492304866.*

<YAY! Exp Rush!>

*Levels up to level 5.*

[Arxanas]

*super cheater hell mode spills OVER 9000 exp as a byproduct*

*level up to lvl 6*

<What now?>

[PoisonSky]

*Hacks into Asterix Quest.*

*Upgrades to level 12.*

*Starts my first quest into the KanaX Domination Guild's Dungeon.*

Hi there, young and eager quest taker! I'll cut straight to it.
Infiltrate the KanaX Domination Guild's Dungeon
Disable their Base Asteroid Launcher.
Do that, and I will reward you with a lot of good things...

*Drinks some KanaX first. (KanaX is an alcoholic drink 600 times stronger than pure undiluted ethanol (alcohol).)*

*Then starts.*

[Arxanas]

*Finds vulnerability in game, exploits, and fixes (to prevent you from using it again)*
*Levels up to level 13*

*Starts Virtuous Guild Quest*

You may not know me, but I know you...
We have a service to ask of you.
Infiltration of the Virtuous Guild.
Create back door in source code.
Return.
And we shall reward you.

<So I have to hack a guild?>

[PoisonSky]

*Finds Arxanas in *hospital for 50 minutes for "taken down by members of the Virtuous Guild".*

[Arxanas]

*stutters incoherently when PoisonSky finds me in hospital*

*gets into fight with PoisonSky*

*stays in hospital for another hour*

<sigh...>

<btw, nice avatar, better change mine back>

[Arxanas]

*kills everyone*